arispool (Member)

An Annotated Guide to Replacing Every Day Conversation with Songs from the FMA

It's a busy world. You read about it on the teevee all the time: "Today's Teenagers Are Looking at Screens 89% of the Time"; "Families No Longer Connect on Emotional Levels, Arrangement Now Purely Financial"; etc. We don't have time for each other, to give each other gifts, to wipe a bit of chocolate off of a child's cheek, to read the newspaper and sip coffee on a Sunday morning while the wife cleans the bathroom.  

What if I told you that I could free up some time in your life and help restore you to your vernal vision? All you need is the Free Music Archive's handy "Embed this Track" feature, and you, yes YOU, can start communicating difficult concepts through song.  No more sticky social situations where your words fall out of your mouth in a cascade of idiocy, turning the rest of your day into a winding tunnel of bureaucracy! Let a singer do the talking!

Let's start with a simple one. Say your significant other comes home at night, fretting about an incident that day at work where he/she walked around for a good two hours with a gigantic piece of broccoli stuck between their teeth. "It's gonna cost me that promotion!" they cry. You simply reply:

It's easy! You've saved time, you've reassured your family, and all with one copy and paste. Come with me to the other side of the jump for more.

Need more examples to be convinced of the logic in replacing your normal day-to-day interactions with song? How about these scenarios?

• You have a domestic worker you need to fire:

• You didn't show up to a particularly unappealing social event:

• You need to woo a human you find attractive:

• That human initially responded to your advances, but is now rejecting you:

See? The possibilities are endless! I hope today I allowed you to see how your interpersonal relationships can change from senseless nonsense to beautiful poetry!